Lyrics

Tune Up
Copyright © 2004 by Jody Healy
(Sassy-Elvis like)

G
Make my breasts bigger, my hips thinner
C
My nose shorter, my cheeks higher
D
My voice stronger, my hair longer
C G
Oh Lord I need a tune up.
G
Make my lips wider, my nails thicker
C
My stomach flatter, my teeth whiter
D
My skin younger, my pores tighter
C G
Oh Lord I need a tune up.
Chorus:
C
I need a tune up so I'll run like an easy machine
G
Wanna pump my daddy make me lean and mean
C
Only trouble is when I sart today
D A D
The tv and the frig always get in my way. (chorus 1)
D A D
The web and the wine always get in my way (chorus 2)
D A D Oprah and brownies always get in my way (Chorus 3)
Beer and Brats always get in my way
Naps and Nachos always get in my way . . Oh Lord I Need a Tune Up
G
Make my waist slimmer, my walk graceful
C
My muscles ripple, my umph stable
D
My breath sweeter, my toes neater.
C G
Oh Lord I need a tune up. (Chorus 3)